Flesh Hog

A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.

Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.

by Flesh-Hog-Owner May 20, 2014

fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.

by Bah August 11, 2004

flesh-colored beard

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'

-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

by the_best_ever August 23, 2008

flesh belt

The fat roll hanging over a girl's low rider jeans, while wearing a belly shirt.

That girl has a gnarly flesh belt. She should be wearing sweat pants.

by Milpool July 24, 2007

Fleshcalibur

A legendary penis talked about in circles of females around the globe. It's attributes include a thickness that can not be broken, a gleam all it's own that can blind the most beautiful of women, and a length that surpasses a thousand sunsets.

"And from this stone, I pull my shiny Fleshcalibur, exposing to the world a heroic weapon for all generations to admire..."

by TheBlackFlyOnTheWall January 7, 2009

Flesh bib.

A double chin that is so big it hangs down to your chest creating a bib affect.

Did you see the size of that womans double chin.... it's so long that it looks like she's wearing a flesh bib.

by xCLMx May 31, 2010

Fleshy Bridge

Also known as the skin that connects the testicles to the anus.

I shaved my fleshy bridge today.

by Roy Orbison's Sunglasses November 9, 2013