Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

by RealXp February 23, 2025

Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.

Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.

by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025

Flated

Short for inflated
To be bigger than it usually is

Yo this party is FLATED asf
That person was FLATED they dtm
The line for the party was FLATED
My grade is FLATED I didn’t even study

YO MY DIH IS FLATED
he was short but his dick was FLATED

by aubread November 10, 2025

virtually flashed

Being sent a naked picture from someone else without asking for it via any digital means.

I was virtually flashed today. This guy I met sent a picture of his junk as if I would want to see that!

by Amishoney January 25, 2015

life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023