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the flashlight

The motion of you rubbing the head of your penis in a foward direction only. (as pretend or not)

motions like: peting a snake on the head or turning on a flashlight

Turning it "on" is a descriptive task

Give a thumbs up
now rub the tip of your thumb to the heel in a forward direction and repeat
Watching a sweet chick walk by, but can't say a word..

use "the flashlight"
by CCC March 9, 2004
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Cop with a flashlight

1. A man who can make niggers scatter
2. Kryptonite for black people, other kryptonite includes job applications, child support, and a noose
Shit, them there that there damn tiger riders are stompin on my porch again, better get the cop with a flashlight suit on and woogie boogie there asses away
by Shadowsmurfin April 2, 2008
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complimentary horror game flashlight

flashlight given upon a player when you start a game
press (E) to turn on your complimentary horror game flashlight.
by helo humen August 12, 2023
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urban flashlight

A phrase used in place of cell phone (or other handheld electronic device with a screen) when it is used to light one's way in the dark, most commonly illuminating the immediate area around one's feet.
Person 1: I can't see anything, it's so dark I feel like I'm gonna trip and fall.

Person 2: Well just whip out the ol' urban flashlight.
by adrianwaldsee January 13, 2013
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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009
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African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
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italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.
by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016
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