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Mexican firecracker 

A man puts his soft penis in a glass bottle (preferably Corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. The surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman's head.
Miguel: "Yo Rico, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?"
Rico: "Aye B, we made some Mexican firecrackers and lit 'em up GOOD! My dick still hurts!"

John blindfolded me and said I should do a Mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, I had glass shrapnel in my balls.

Mexican firecracker by Nah B Nah September 5, 2008
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Chinese Firecracker 

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
Chinese Firecracker by yabs August 25, 2007

houston firecracker 

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.
I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

Mississippi firecracker

When you are fucking a chic and she squirts out of her ass a little poo.
"Damn girl! That was a Mississippi firecracker!"

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.
No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

Myrtle Beach Firecracker 

When a girl buys a bunch of poprocks and blows you like there's no tomorrow.
Girl: Hey babe I just got the 8 packs of poprocks you asked me for, what else do you want me to do?

Boy: Give me a Myrtle Beach Firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.

Siberian Firecracker 

When you are performing anal sex and the girl has explosive diarrhea on your dick.
Bob: The other night me and my girlfriend did a Siberian Firecracker.

Fred: I bet that really cleared her intestines out.