fifa

Federal International of Football Association.

FIFA has annouced that the world cup 2006 is going to take place in Germany.

by raed March 18, 2004

FIFAKING

A person who is the king of fifa.

FIFAKING - Jaiwant

by jizzlenillze June 10, 2011

Fijian

Fijians - Hospitable but in great need for procrastination gene extraction. The warmth they shower you with when you reach their shores is genuine. They are unrivaled in terms of their smiles but behind this lurks grand-daddies who were still cannibals just 200 years ago so don't push it with them - especially when on a boat. They can be crushingly sweet if you impress them with your manners but watch out for prolonged but gentle shaking: they are pissed off my friend. There is only one thing that paralyses them to the point of non-function: farting out loud in church: they must not be seen 'laughing' in church. Rugby is a national passion, the players are also passionately linked to Tyson's tendency to bite ears. Without any sense of time, to meet them at 2pm, one must suggest a midday meeting time unless you like waiting for two hours and then NOT get an explanation: c'est normal: this is called 'fiji time'. Being former British subjects, their laws are still penal, you can still be charged with sodomy but a crowd favourite/drawer is the smattering of gay shows all year around. Do not ask for directions, there is a national response: over there. Do not be offended by the questions: it is a national obsession. They will speak correct english if they have to otherwise, one needs to listen well to get the general drift of the fij-lish. (Eg provided)

Tourist: Hello
Fijian: Booollllaaaa (Bula=Greetings)
Tourist: Umm where's the Metropole?
Fijian: You from where??
Tourist: Latvia. Umm where's the Met..
Fijian: Whatchu doing here?
Tourist: Oh just visiting but I need to get to ..
Fijian: Your family here?
Tourist: No.
Fijian: Oi ok.
Tourist: Where is the Metro..
Fijian: Oi gang, thing just around the corner, over there.
(Two hours later: Tourist still walking around in circles it seems!)

by Ariela Zibiah January 16, 2010

Finian

A really nice guy who is friends with everyone and is loved by everyone. He can sometimes be strange but when you get used to him he's grand!

"Have you heard about that Finian guy? "
"Yeah basically everyone knows him, he's such a vibrant personality"

by Themadguyinthecorner November 14, 2016

Fifa 19

The worst game in the history of games, ever.

Everyone: Fifa 19 fucking sucks!

by ButteryManbabys April 27, 2019

Fiftacos

Fifteen children born all at once, like octuplets and the Octo-Mom, only different.

News Reporter: And now, breaking news! Deanna Pratt has recently given birth to fiftacos! We have a new Fiftaco-Mom!

by JohnnyDeppFans May 26, 2009

Fifalads

A group of lads on discord buying lots of shoes. Tommy is an egg.

Wow! Did you see how many yeezys the Fifalads copped off size previews? I really need K9 Bot!

by washben July 1, 2018