Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Fidget Spinie

A person who specific performs an airplane like movement during a sexual intercourse.

Jason's mom is a Fidget Spinie. She always Fidget Spinner on my dick.

by TraiSaurus January 6, 2019

get fidded

Sounding similar to "get fitted", "get fidded" refers to the act of becoming intoxicated, relaxing, or any other similar act.

Man, i'm gonna go grab up some old-e and get fidded on the couch.

by evolx10 August 14, 2009

fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.

Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.

by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017

Fidgetsexual

You haven’t went out of your room in ages.Nobody likes you.Go touch some grass and live a life.

“I’m Fidgetsexual”

by eggoslegos April 18, 2021

Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

fiddes

Fiddes comes from the Latin fiddious witch means women pleaser because any one with the name Fiddes has an big penis and is an expert in the art of sex ;)

John Fiddes is a nice person

by Little Johnson May 23, 2014