That's a fiber bar

What you say when someone says or answers with something ridiculous or straight up stupid.
That guy answered the question wrong, "That's a fiber bar!"
by That_one_guy_ June 27, 2017
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.
Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.
by shrootbux February 16, 2023
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wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.
Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.
by shrootbux February 16, 2023
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Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
by Humorescence June 30, 2024
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Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
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lady fibers

(n.) male genes that are caused because he has the qualities of a bitch; male that is what in Spanish they called mandilon; whipped male
He has such lady fibers
by Zachtheman1w3 September 17, 2018
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