Fiberous Mosgrove

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

fiber

bread to get fiber from

"man I needa get my fiber"
*gets fiber*
"woo! I have fiber"
has fiber"

by reallyfuckingcool January 8, 2022

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019