Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.
Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!
by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011
Get the Futbol Fag mug.An obese caucasian male who considers himself part of a clic a.k.a. "We'm" whom consistently borrows money from in debt individuals that are never paid back on promised date. One who gossips about sleeping with some attractive latino women, but in actuality doesn't. No matter where you see or hear about him, he's always chowing down on some Wendy's or McDonalds. Has a Shrek-a-like shapped body where his back is well over 36 inches in diameter and everlastingly mis-matches undershirt, shoes, and belt with outfit.
Phone Call
Dale: "Hello"
Fred: "Yo FatBoy Face-Off what you eating".
CONVERSATION
Bart: Yo man so what's the deal".
Art: I dunno man what's the deal".
Bart: " Face-off Face-Off".
CONVERSATION
Sam: "Wuz good fatboy".
Nick: "Man I don't appreciate it you calling that".
Sam: "Why man".
Nick: "Cuz I Know I'm fat So you know".
STARTS CRYING
Sam: "Shut up bitch".
Nick Argues
Sam: " Shut the fuck up Fatboy-Faceoff".
Dale: "Hello"
Fred: "Yo FatBoy Face-Off what you eating".
CONVERSATION
Bart: Yo man so what's the deal".
Art: I dunno man what's the deal".
Bart: " Face-off Face-Off".
CONVERSATION
Sam: "Wuz good fatboy".
Nick: "Man I don't appreciate it you calling that".
Sam: "Why man".
Nick: "Cuz I Know I'm fat So you know".
STARTS CRYING
Sam: "Shut up bitch".
Nick Argues
Sam: " Shut the fuck up Fatboy-Faceoff".
by Rich1487 September 18, 2008
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"I logged on to Yahoo today to find myself a fatbox. It took me 2 hours to get rid of all that crap."
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Get the FFTB mug.Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007
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