Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

fetal

One who loves to suck cock through a gloryhole

"Fatal likes too suck dick so bad his tongue has sores"
"Fetal will suck cock for free"

by Larry Cañonga December 6, 2016

Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Fetal Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she starts making baby noises then cries.

Brian : "How'd it go with Ally last night?"
Jack: "Dude I totally Fetal Fucked her."

by Biggish Bulge April 8, 2019

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024

fetal fury

Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.

My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.

by Rscott February 11, 2014

Fetalized

Verb to impregnate a ho with a dirty fetus found from the back of a mcdonalds dumpster

After i got my bigmac i found a fetus and fetalized that ho

by Lazdaddy April 8, 2009