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Owen Farrell

Owen Farrell is one of Englands youngest rugby players. He is the number 10 fly half. Son to rugby legend Andy Farrell. Owen Farrell also plays for Saracens. He is one of the best rugby players ever and is unbeatable. He is one of the only good looking rugby players.
Watch this kick, hes going to do an Owen Farrell.
by Ms Sykes February 23, 2013
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Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
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La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006
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Ferrells Law

Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:
Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!

(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)

Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)

Any Party:

He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!

There is literally no end to examples
by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019
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ferrek

A person who goes into chat rooms/boards and makes fun of everyone and nothing is taboo.
I was on AOL trying to cyber with this girl and then some ferrek chased everyone away.
by tom_ferrek June 3, 2004
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Ferret Cleavage

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."
by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
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Ferrol

Strong and courageous one who is well endowed and has a stature that causes ladies to swoon in admiration at his prowess.
Ferrol’s presence made all the ladies forget every other man around.
by Hit&flashy November 12, 2017
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