When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.
dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.
by cam'ron yo May 17, 2006
A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry
You're such a Fernando
by HUISLIFE April 06, 2015
Person 1: "Why's that awesome guy so short"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"
by hehe1234567891011 November 16, 2013
A short, yet plump puerto rican man, loves pokemon and anime, especially when hes on his way to a hockey game. But beware fellas! As said man will try to attack you if you lock him in the bathroom. So prank safely my friends. Fernando, or more commonly known as, Nando, loves to spend his free time stuffing his fat little face with tacos and salads. Nando is a very awkward child yet he drives probably the nicest car on the team, who knew that puerto ricans can afford a nice car after mowing lawns. Nando's language skills are a bit on the normal side, his resounding amounts of grunting and sniffing always gives the team a quick giggle, as his uncle probably snorted cocaine.
by Waffle_Cow November 09, 2018
A tall guy with most likely black hair. He thinks he’s a cool guy but the only reason he only has about five friends is because he’s a douche. He cares about the few friends he does have and would do a lot for them, but not everything. Often makes a girl fall for him without even trying, and when he isn’t interested, He pushes them away. Although he will spread rumours when he gets rejected himself. He’s probably the most bipolar person you will meet, he can’t decide what he wants.
He always may or may not have skills in the bed .
He always may or may not have skills in the bed .
by Paxon222 April 14, 2018
Hella gay ass kid that plays Soccer, has a Mohawk, and goes to the middle school bathroom Stalls and blows a kid with the letter I in the begging of a guys name! Did we mention he looks like a monkey?
by SMELLYASS March 06, 2018