were-fence

1)A evil fence by night and a normal fence during the day.
Bites you and turns you into an evil fence.
~~May contain rabies.

1)The fence at the baseball diamond is a were-fence.

by Greggie Peck June 29, 2006

None of the fences

An odd name, that random people use, instead of no offence.

Some purseon: So how do you like this house?
Me: Hmm, I leik The other purseons house better, none of the fences tho....

by Tnos December 8, 2010

straddle the fence

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

Fence Vole

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010