Felch

The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.

"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"

by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008

felch

fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy

by kinky February 8, 2004

Felch

To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them

Dave felch's his cat

by Maureenfell July 4, 2009

felch

Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.

Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.

by nastybob October 15, 2006

felch

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

by bread infection December 5, 2009

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017