fuking

The act of puking immediately after a bout of drunken sex (or during attempted drunken sex).

*Hic* What's that noise? Oh god, I think Jerry's fuking all over April in there! I don't wanna check. Just crack the door and throw in a towel. X/

by TomoyoD January 25, 2011

foking

Skrillex's way of spelling "fucking"

That drop made my foking face melt!

That wub-wub was foking insane!

by ragergirlsince03 May 26, 2012

faking an Easter egg

When a woman fakes an orgasm.

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.

by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016

Fuking Dumb

Me;)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ fuking dumb

by Oofffoof March 6, 2018

fiking

fucking while hiking

Last week my partner and I kept arguing, but after fiking we communicate much better.

by Bi-Namus July 7, 2021

ferking

Ferking is a nautical term derived from the or pearl punishment of the chief / cook or ships mate who spoils the food being prepared. This could be buring the food, letting it go off or failing to ensure th Ferk (barrel lid) is securely fastened, so as to preserve the stored perishables for the voyage. Ferking is done like applied punishment, with the use of paddles and other instruments in both S&M today and in the discipline in olden days.

Today it's more commonly used as a less offensive alternative to Fucking (Forniction under the command of the King) as a derogatory swear word for implied sexul performance. In any case Ferking still replicates the expression of disappointment and disapproval of a person, situation.

You are Ferking terrible at cooking.

The Cook didn't put the Ferk on properly and the fruit has turned. He's getting a good Ferking for that.

by PhattGreg April 9, 2015