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jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.
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by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013
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COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy
Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.
by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002
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Penor Felching

when a man fucks a woman in the ass, cums inside her, then pulls out hes dick and holds it under her ass as she squeezes out the cum on hes dick. Then makes her suck hes dick clean and swallow it
While doing my girlfriend in the ass last night, i decided to finish up inside her, then noticing she was dripping, i decided to make her squeeze it all over my dick, then i made her suck and lick it all clean, oh how i love penor felching
by giggla! July 25, 2010
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Snow-felching

The act of transfering, from one mouth to another, sperm retrieved from a buggered anus.
"I saw him suck my jizz from inside her rump and begin snow-felching with Daniel"
by Hairy Bottom November 2, 2007
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The Felching Snow Storm

When a man has two woman and cums in the ass of woman #1. Then sucks out his own cum and snowballs it to the mouth of woman #2.
I can't wait until we have another snow day here in Wisconsin. The Felching Snow Storm Warning will be in full effect !!!
by Steve Buchan October 8, 2008
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shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.
Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!
by SawOwls May 12, 2014
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