Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.

Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010

meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.

Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.

by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008

Faucet Jizz

Water

This faucet jizz is so tasty!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Sex Faucet

"Once you're on you're on, otherwise you're off."

My wife is such a sex faucet, I can't get her to leave me alone!

by GreGaGaGa April 2, 2010

Leaky faucet

The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.

Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.

by NoobPwner222 March 9, 2009

Leaky faucet

Something requiring attention.

Something that is slowly loosing it's source and will eventually will release all pressure if not taken care of.

Or someone you can go to and always get drops of things from. Wisdom etc.

She's a leaky faucet.

Their show is a leaky faucet

by Livewildlove June 7, 2022

faulty faucet

When a guy thinks that he is done peeing and puts his dick back in his underwear and a few more drops of pee come out, such as a faucet that when you turn off and drops still come out. This can be very uncomfortable for most guys because they have to continue their day feeling the pee on their skin.

John- "Damn it, my fucking faulty faucet is going to make me uncomfortable until lunch is over!"

by Swaggmaster6969 November 18, 2014