Fanny Pack

An utterly mindless simpleton.

A Fanny Pack would be funnier than this guy!

by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020

fanny pack

When your friends mom is packing heat in the back

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!

by PapaPoirier December 09, 2016

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 13, 2017

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 11, 2019

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 05, 2020