Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

Canadian Falafel

while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.

Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel

by RaulIsCool May 6, 2009

Falafel

meaning "I love you"

narrator:*and there's a time when you want to say it but can't yet say it*
Robin: ted..
Ted: yeah..
Robin: ..falafel..

by grgarioushelen987134 August 19, 2022

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

by wazirzakir July 12, 2016

falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009