Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

Canadian Falafel

while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.

Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel

by RaulIsCool May 6, 2009

falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009

Falafel

A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.

Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014

fluffy falafel

When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.

I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏

by Haha345 June 22, 2017

Falafel

when you and another person are close enough and practically dating, but you do not want to put a label on it

"What is up with you and John? Are y'all dating?"
"Nah we are just in a falafel."

by your_local_papa_frita March 6, 2017