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facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.
O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.
by cachuga July 16, 2011
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Faecebooking

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!
by kledou1 February 3, 2009
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Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking
You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!
by Heuronimus March 26, 2010
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Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking
-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"
by H. Jane August 21, 2008
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facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.
I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.
by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014
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freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.
When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.
by NewNettie December 14, 2009
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facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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