1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"
by BlackFaceKilla July 08, 2012
Also known as the Harlequin type ichthyosis, the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis.
The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.
The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.
The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.
Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.
The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.
The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.
Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a very sad being. It makes me sad to see internet assholes posting its pictures in hoping to get frightened reactions from people.
There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
by Jimmithy October 20, 2004
by skinny penis nigga August 15, 2018
A man who is turned on by pregnant women or one who has sexual intercourse with a woman during the last months of her pregnancy. Fetus fuckers are known to be the leading cause of dimples in children.
by Blenderhead71 February 09, 2007
by Zeepo7 October 29, 2018
An alternative way of saying abortion while also sounding like a wizard,try yelling this phrase if you ever have the chance to perform a fetus deletus
Dr. : "Ok so we are going to remove the fetus,are you sure you want to do this?"
Karen: "I've taken so many other kids, i don't need any more"
Dr: "FETUS DELETUS"
Karen: *Dies during the abortion*
Karen: "I've taken so many other kids, i don't need any more"
Dr: "FETUS DELETUS"
Karen: *Dies during the abortion*
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme October 09, 2019
the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon
"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"
"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."
"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."
by jakeisjack November 03, 2020