ewok totem bukakke

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.

"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"

by Skippy European November 28, 2003

Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.

After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.

by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.

OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno

by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010

upside down ewok

Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months

I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

upside down ewok

When two midgets fist eachother until orgasm. But they havent shaven in months.

Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

Upsidedown ewok

When two midgets who havent shaven in months fist each other until orgasming into each others mouth

Ronnie and shaquiqui were upsidedown ewoking

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018