A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
by Skippy European November 28, 2003
Get the ewok totem bukakkemug. When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017
Get the Come-to-Ewok momentmug. The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010
Get the Jar Jar and Ewoks make a pornomug. Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months
by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019
Get the upside down ewokmug. John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
Get the Sugary Ewokmug. 
by DaHolmes November 28, 2023
Get the Ewok Momentmug.