Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020

EUGENE

A FUCKING SIMP BOY WHO BUYS COFFEE FOR JADE

hey, eugene bought a coffee for jade and not for me

by yeetbitchk October 25, 2020

Eugened

When your Electronics teacher completely fucks you over

You have been "Eugened" my friend

Person 1: Did you like class today?
Person 2: No i got fucking Eugened blud, ruined my entire day!

by buttcracker69 January 30, 2019

Eugene

The thing nobody wants to be called.
More offensive if said maliciously

Person 2 is annoying you
Person 1 “Alright Eugene”

by Waffled_Iron March 16, 2022

Eugene

Always has great hair. Sometimes gets made fun of for being Eugene Krabs from spongebob. But nonetheless a great guy to be with

What an immaculate hairdo. His name must be Eugene.

by jaydecali August 19, 2021

eugene

literally the best person ever. no inbetween. just ethereal. actually.

Person A: Hey, have you heard of Eugene?
Person B: Yeah, they're really cool. They help me out with everything.

by tom (: April 20, 2021

Eugene

A nice trustworthy guy somebody who will have your back he's just a great friend to have

hey Dylan is seems like a eugene

by BRYAN134938948495 December 15, 2016