Eugene 

A person that is not retarded but act retarded and they think that they are cool but actually aren't at all, they usually wear a trench coat and/or a fedora

Damn that Eugene thinks that he can get that gir, nah he looks like crap

Eugene by RynoBoyz July 25, 2016

Eugene 

A suave, sophisticated, intellectually superior ladies' gentleman who recognizes and appreciates the vast depths of beauty in all of God's Creation. A real man who appreciates a real woman. Typically, real women who have been set to float adrift in the sea of emotionally bereft flotsam and jetsam - laid waste by an unfulfilling dead end relationship - will as a matter of course flock to a Eugene.

"I thought my 'man' was a superstud and my everything, and then along came this Eugene... and he singlehandedly redefined me... and my life. How can I ever go back to the sad pathetic clown I have been imprisoned with over all these many sad lost years?"

Eugene by MyDefinitionIsThis88 November 16, 2016

Eugene 

usually a kid who is extremely cringeworthy and is know to get dised/rejected by girls

oh that guy is super cringy he must be a eugene

Eugene by backfill July 31, 2016

Eugene 

Eugene has big goals and a small penis. He likes to bring machine guns to school and call it a social experiment. He really likes soy milk and everything bland.

He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.

Eugene quickly pulled his pants up when he realized that his dad was watching him jerk it to Justine Bieber.

Eugene by Dr Phili July 19, 2016

Eugene 

He has a big Long dick that’s always around 12 inches long he is always 6ft and plays basketball he is a mega weeb who can pull bitches no matter what he does and most of the girls in his class think he is hot

Damn Eugene Nice Cock

Eugene by Niggar gagged123455 November 13, 2020

Eugene 

A trans man with limp wrists and a raunchy sense of humor. Can usually be found making gay jokes in a positive manner and treating women like human beings. A real swell guy.

Can you believe that guy? Why can't he be more like Eugene?

Eugene by eugenioburrinio November 14, 2014

Eugene 

A sex bomb and usually have the good looks. He is very good in bed and have a satisfying penis and a very good boyfriend. Take cares of you and is very sweet. A very loyal boyfriend and a trustable friend .

Awww ! I wish i could date Eugene .

Eugene by pity joker September 6, 2017