Erectodafish

When one gets an erection by looking at a fish

(While fishing)

"Dude, whats that lump there"

"Oh I just put a fish down my trousers"

"Oh, so its not an erectodafish then"

"No" O.o

by Corporalgoogoo September 30, 2011

Erectryfying

Something so cool that is gave you an erection

Dude when Brittany entered the wet shirt contest that shit was erectryfying

by Guinness Freeman November 14, 2019

cranial-erectonomy

a medical procedure of pulling someones head out of their ass

my friend was suffering from cranial rectitis, so the doctr performed a cranial-erectonomy

by Shoulin Funk July 20, 2010

Electoral College

The most undemocratic part of the election process in the U.S.
While many voting enthusiasts try to convince America that their vote DOES matter, the 2008 election is proof that your vote doesn't count for shit. While the popular vote was only 7 percent apart, the electoral vote was 35 percent apart; proof positive that the electoral college anally reamed America and the whole concept of Democracy.

Worker #1:"You going to vote on Tuesday?"

Worker #2:"Nah. What's the point? The electoral college is gonna do whatever the hell it wants to anyway."

by IndependentForever November 2, 2009

Errectoral grimm

When you masterbait and sperm comes out onto your dick then some of it gets under the cap of the penis and combines into what is errectoral grimm

I still have some errectoral grimm on me

by Mikeyxxxxxxxxxxx.memes.org December 22, 2017

Erectricution

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.

Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020

erectronics

Japanese Electronic technology whose purpose is to enhance penile erection.

Hai! This erectronic cock-vibrator use state-of-the-art erectronics!

by Island Boy February 9, 2004