The Emancipator

the art of having sex with a girl, punching her in the head, then blow your load on her face.Then procede to cut off your pubes and put them on her face so she resmbles Abe Lincoln. Then keep it real and tie her up for the night. When she wakes up in the morning, you cut the cords and emanciapte her.

Four Whores and Twenty Beer ago, I took a random skank home from the club. For some reason during sex she began to speak of the ills of slavery. Since she sounded so much like Abe Lincoln, I had to punch her in the head, blow my load on her face proper, cut off my pubes and put them on her face so she resembled the 16th president. I then tied her up for the night. In the morning she awoke dumbfounded. I told her I was The Emancipator and cut her cords and set her free. She had tears in her eyes and said God Bless you Abe lincoln

by Jeff Dailey August 30, 2007

Rahm Emanuel

Obama's chief of staff and a total BAMF.

He sent a DEAD FISH in the mail to a pollster that pissed him off.
Do you have the balls to do that? I think not.

(shout out to rahmbamarama)

"don't fuck it up or i'll fuck you. i'll kill you. alright, i love you. bye."
-rahm emanuel

by lurkerfromrahmbamarama December 16, 2008

Tommy Emmanuel

One of the best and most talented acoustic guitarists in history. Listen to "Only", "Endless Road" and "The Mistery".

Tommy Emmanuel is the best guitarist ever!

by Carol_PA January 24, 2008

emmanuel college

a slave labour loving establishment in the NE of England, go visit it....bring eggs

Hey is that mr grant caning those poor kids agin?!?!

by zane lowe July 7, 2005

Emmanuel

Emmanuel is not the best person in the world, but he's willing to be with you through thick and thin and love you unconditionally. Most def tall. You won't regret meeting one.

Jess: If only I could find my knight in shiny armor
Me: Emmanuel is willing to take up the task

by JezthisiswhatIhavetoSay July 23, 2015

eimante

best girl in the world, best friend in the friend group, everyone else is stupid

eimante is perfect :DD

by ri0tmess October 30, 2020

Edman

A father. A great storyteller who can always make you laugh. An excellent cook known especially for his delicious BBQ in the summer and his vegetable beef soup in the winter. A devout Bass fisherman. An Animal lover. A damn good man.

Edman was a great father and fisherman. He is dearly missed.

by eLLe kAt April 19, 2015