Eggplantress

A black mistress

Gonna hook up tonight with my eggplantress, hope my wife doesn;t come looking for me!

by PierGuy March 2, 2011

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Eggplant squirter

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018

Eggplant parm

when you fuck a girl on her period

bro I just did a eggplant parm last night.

by MY hAnDle Yuh October 17, 2019

eggplant

the vegetable we use to talk about pp on texto or conversation

omg his eggplant is so big, it can’t even fit in my mouth !

by anywaysoooo March 19, 2021

Eggplant Parmesan

Eggplant = Dick

Parmesan = Cheese

Eggplant Parmesan is Dick Cheese.

"So I told her, 'It's not Dick Cheese, it's Eggplant Parmesan'..."

by Aiquoy.artist July 5, 2022

sloppy eggplant

When a female species fucks you so hard your shit turns purple like the emoji.Hell yeah

damn girl you really know how to work a sloppy eggplant.

by Horny motherfucker October 14, 2017