eggplant dike ass

name of someone in paris hiltons phone book, the true meaning is only known to paris

lets prank call that fucking eggplant dike ass

by egg head March 10, 2005

Eggplant Body

A large, squishy, undefined female body, with no distinguishable womanly curves, besides those brought on by excessive consumption of burgers, bacon, and assorted sweets. Eggplant body bitches of the Caucasian persuasion are popular amongst skinny black dudes who need a white chick to go down on them without hesitation.

"Ay man, you see that white chick that Josh is with?"

"Mannnn, that big bitch got eggplant body. Get real"

by NigBipples October 3, 2011

eggplant

A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant.

He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.

by boogyman1234321 October 24, 2011

Eggplantish

Something that will bring you joy, but at the same time pain.

Your t-shirt is totally eggplantish......
You know what is eggplantish? YOUR FACE!

by cheezy wonton August 10, 2010

Eggplantress

A black mistress

Gonna hook up tonight with my eggplantress, hope my wife doesn;t come looking for me!

by PierGuy March 2, 2011

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Eggplant squirter

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018