ebert

noun: a very small blue creature, residing under industrial kitchen tables, prayed to by tall Italians

Araghahhh! What? Step on that ebert quick it ate the basil!

by hooskah March 22, 2003

eggbert

excellent toy catalog that ships monthly

Holy shit the eggbert catalog is here

by Crixxx February 29, 2008

Eggert

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

by VOTT December 8, 2009

Ebbert

The Cutest person, Ever! :)

I win. Ebbert is most definitely the cutest person ever!

by HizOlly January 19, 2009

embert

A person who is so intelligent and humble, that everyone thinks they are some kind of nerd or intelligent bad @&#. She/he are also so sweet and usually only have either a really weird friend group, or no friends.nerd Friend

Wow. Look at Embert. She got 99% on her exams. Good for her

by cj13scoutergirl September 8, 2016

Eggbertlicious

Deaf in one ear

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.

by Pingwan June 22, 2015

emberton

“Figets in his sleep” really just wanking

Also used for the term of bed flipping

Don’t do an Emberton tonight

by Room mate November 13, 2017