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Misdemeanour Education

An excuse to use when the teacher sends you out or hands out a sanction and could get a £100 fine or up to one week in a educational correctional facility.
Dumb bitch ima report you for misdemeanour education
by CS Teacher January 29, 2021
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edumucation

I'm sure glad that I was edumucated or I might have thought that person in the dress was actually (or exactually) a woman
by DrFoot October 24, 2003
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physical education

1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED
I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.
by PurpleWatermelon March 26, 2005
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Education Perfect

A website that is used by kids all over the fucking world. The website is made of stupid questions that require 1000IQ to solve. You also can't skip questions to complete the task because the website is frikin gay.

Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.
Teacher: Students, today we are doing education perfect for english.
Students: ok boomer

Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.
by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ July 20, 2020
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education

Don't let your schooling get in the way of a good education
by ChildStar October 29, 2005
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religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)
what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself
by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017
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Braun Educational Center

A disgrace to the word "school", the WORST school I've ever been to, a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.

1.The teachers, principals, etc. abuse the power they have over the kids.

2. The chefs were changed to kids, who have no real training in the Culinary Arts, (the REAL chefs did that to poison our food, made a lot of us sick, and made the kid chefs look stupid).

3. teachers threatened to give us tickets or put us in the Crisis Room, cuz of their lies and so-called "proof".

4. they had cops walking around there to make it "more safe".

5. liars to us, our parents, superintendents, etc.

6. committed crimes against the students, and said they're just doing "their job".

7. many kids went to juvie, or had to do Community Service for stupid-ass shit they didn't do. (But Braun has "proof" they did it).

8. a school that NEEDS to be shutdown cuz it's so bad.
Braun Educational Center:
WORST. School. EVER.
by pimpmaster25 August 8, 2008
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