Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

Easton Steamer

When a girl drops a steaming hot dump on your pillow right before you go to bed.

Becky left me a Easton Steamer last night and now I have to wash my hair.

by cz2100 April 21, 2010

Eatonism

An aura that surrounds a person, making most girls fall in love with them on sight

Student 1:Dude, look at that girl all over him.
Student 2:Yeah, she's fallen under eatonism.

Girl walks up to guy.
Girl: "How are you getting all these girls to like you?"
Guy: "It's just the eatonism baby."
Girl falls in love with guy.

by Zoe Dumas May 16, 2010

Eaton

This is the act of eating while riding an portable donkey while making your way downtown eating fast and then heading home

"Yo did you see Nik eaton yesterday?"
"Yeah man that was crazy"

by Eatonknower June 2, 2014

Eaton Community College

Is full of communists and drug rings.

Also known as:
Eaton Communist College,
Eaton Criminal College,
Eaton Correctional College,
Eaton Community College,

by Noel Brunning April 21, 2011

easton r.

an amzing guy who take syour breath away every time you see him. heel give you butterlies and makes you smile whenever hes around. hell sit in the back of the class just to be next to you. hell take time away from his friends juts to be next to you. hell know almost everything about you like all your tickle spots and your most deepest secrets. hell be your closest friend for 3 years . youll date on and off in the frirst 2, but in the 3rd year youll last forever, till your married. youll talk about your future and plan everything. i love you easton so much. im glad your in my life baby!!!

"easton r. and izzy f are gonna last forever!"

by izzy.fournier.from.ROMS May 16, 2017

Eaton

One who fiends for a fix; especially referring to someone who tries to get stuff on credit.

That dude be Eaton. Trying to get them roxies from me, but don't get paid until midnight Tuesday.

by Jack Fishman August 4, 2019