When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford
by rtj loco September 25, 2003

A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
by not_michael October 11, 2004

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.
Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
by Fete January 10, 2006

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together
by WiseStranger May 5, 2015

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

by Dobby101 September 20, 2008

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.
Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"
Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"
Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"
Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"
Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"
by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010
