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Lego Eater

Elgo-eater is a name for someone who is prone to chew on lego due to their stupidity
Scott brown is not very bright - he's a lego eater.
by Dolmio Man August 12, 2009
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the emperor's new clothes

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor has no clothes".

Based on Sufi wisdom, Hans Christian Andersen tells the tale in his "The Emperor's New Clothes", the story this expression derives from. In it. there existed an emperor who loved wearing fine clothes and spent all of his people's money on them. He had a different set for each hour and was, without doubt, the finest dressed man in the land.

One day, two swindlers claiming to be weavers entered the Emporer's city and proclaimed they were capable of making the finest, lightest, most magnificent cloth the world has ever seen. So extraordinary was this cloth, it was invisible to anyone who was incompetent or stupid.

Hearing of the weaver's amazing "talent", the foolish Emporer thought he could use such cloth to weed out undesirables in his city. He paid the swindlers an enormous sum & they set out to "create" the clothes; knowing they would only need go through the motions.

The Emperor sent several advisors to guage their progress and all the advisors reported the cloth magnificent, not wanting to appear unworthy for seeing nothing at all; the cloth didn't exist!

Finally the clothes were "finished", the swindlers already having counted the gold and jewels they had received. A procession was arranged to show off the Emporer's new clothes and the entire city gathered in the center to view them. Having been "dressed" by the swinglers, who remarked how wonderful he looked, and how light the cloth appeared on him, he appeared before his people.

The people, having heard of the weaver's abilities and the cloth's fictious properties, were amazed and offered thunderous applause to the now beaming Emperor. None of them were willing to admit that they hadn't seen a thing; for if anyone did, then he was either stupid or unfit for the job he held. Never before had the emperor's clothes been such a success.

While expressing admiration at their Emporer's new "invisible" clothes, a small boy cried out... "But the Emperor has no clothes!"
"This entire adventure in Iraq has been based on propaganda and manipulation. Eighty-seven billion dollars is too much to pay for the continuation of a war based on falsehoods. The Emperor has no clothes."
- U.S. Senator Robert C. Byrd in a Senate Hearing speech October, 2003.
by casemon July 26, 2005
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Emperor Wang

The name belonging to the musical duo of Joe Pantelon and Samuel Sexchange

There are currently aproximately 6 copies of the debut album '7 Deadly Rims' officially released at Caroline's party in May 2006, and there is also a limited edition "Bum Hole EP" of which only three copies were produced and released to a short list of fans.

If you would like to request any Emperor Wang material (music, track lists etc.) or any further information regarding the band please send an email to emperorwang@hotmail.co.uk.
Some of Emperor Wangs Songs:
Bondage Queen (Mizbar's Cum Gullet) - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
Bum Hole Song - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
I Think I Need A Poo - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
by Mr Ram July 29, 2008
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CD eater

CD eater: When a K-Pop idol sings or raps and they sound exactly like the studio version of their song they are called a CD eater.
"Daebak! Taeyeon is such a CD eater, did you hear her sing 'I' last night?"
by Tardisofatimelord January 14, 2017
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Glue-eater

Glue-eater - when someone is perceived to be slow at performing and/or completing a task or objective.

A more eloquent name for idiots.
"Internet explorer is a glue-eater compared to Chrome and Firefox."

"Did you hear that Jake is getting a degree in basket weaving? What a glue -eater."
by 442otter December 14, 2017
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hotdog eater

A pejorative word to describe the working class people.
A classless kind of person. A street guy.
Former Prime minister of Canada, Pierre-Elliott Trudeau used to call former Prime minister of Quebec, Robert Bourassa a 'hotdog eater'.
by pkarrows July 15, 2010
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cucumber eater

A boy called Joshua who likes to eat cucumber
by Billybobbly man tits March 14, 2017
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