When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
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Usually the person stutters or holds the syllable in an awkward way after noticing the mistake. Sometimes the person says more letters of the word "bitch" before correcting the phrase to "beach". Occasionally the person will say the part of the word "beach" louder after starting to say the word bitch or yell "BEACH!" after finishing a word like bi-each.
Pronunciations include bitsheach, biteach, etc.
Usually the person stutters or holds the syllable in an awkward way after noticing the mistake. Sometimes the person says more letters of the word "bitch" before correcting the phrase to "beach". Occasionally the person will say the part of the word "beach" louder after starting to say the word bitch or yell "BEACH!" after finishing a word like bi-each.
Pronunciations include bitsheach, biteach, etc.
"Let's go to the bi-each...?"
"I'm going to the bitch, BEACH! I MEANT TO SAY BEACH, I SWEAR!"
"I'm going to go to the bi-EACH!"
"I hate the biiiiiiEACH! BEACH!"
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"I'm going to the bitch, BEACH! I MEANT TO SAY BEACH, I SWEAR!"
"I'm going to go to the bi-EACH!"
"I hate the biiiiiiEACH! BEACH!"
This definition was inspired by real events
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Get the hit each other under the chin mug.On December third, everyone is legally required to be unconditionally nice to each other. Anyone who fails to comply will be sentenced to three months of obsessive hugging.
"Man, I'm tired of all of these internet day thingies. Yesterday was skipping school day. The day before was about sending nudes to people who completed NNN. The day before was about stealing hoodies until someone notices. Why can't we have a day where we just do something nice for each other?"
"What if we had a day where we were all just unconditionally nice to each other? It would be called "Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day."
"That sounds really difficult to say, but okay."
"What if we had a day where we were all just unconditionally nice to each other? It would be called "Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day."
"That sounds really difficult to say, but okay."
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Get the Trevor and Amiya love each other mug.The fact that “each sentence is a melody” because we say each syllable of each word in a different tone, which translates to a different musical note. We also say each syllable in a different volume.
The fact that each sentence is a melody because each word you said because each syllable of each word is said in a different tone, a different musical note.
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"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"
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