A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
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Samantha: I read tiresome as threesome
Jerry: I think you have sexy dyslexia"
Samantha: I read tiresome as threesome
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by paranoiddanger December 30, 2010
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This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009
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Get the physical dyslexia mug.1. the tendency of a person to hear words backwards, say words with opposite beginnings, or write numbers backwards.
2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language
2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language
Linguistic dyslexia is saying "sweat and hotty" instead of "hot and sweaty"; writing 41 instead of when you hear "fourteen"; hearing "tofu noodles" instead of "toaster strudels"; saying "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit"
by veggiegirl14 September 14, 2010
Get the linguistic dyslexia mug.When a Terror organization is mad at another country/faction/head of state ect... and decides to take it out on the U.S via a terrorist attack.
Come on Haidar lets go protest our new president, nahh i got a better idea lets go bomb the U.S that'l show our president we hate him for sure. Sounds to me like you got Terrorist dyslexia dude.
by Frank Costello April 20, 2013
Get the Terrorist Dyslexia mug.Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."
"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"
by BowserBallz December 3, 2018
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