Dogshit

Noun-
Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .

Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"

by cerealkiller187 January 2, 2016

Barka dogs

Pepsi fan girls who try to claim real Madrid are "vardrid" when barka are trash and all they to do is tickle their meat while watching tiki taka highlights

Yall barka dogs are trash

by Pepsi hater July 24, 2021

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

dogsick

n. the feeling of missing a dog or dogs. Also, dogsickness.

Q. Jane seems a little down. Is she all right?
A. She's a little dogsick, I think. She misses Spot.

by Megoo99 December 14, 2010

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

by Nick D May 30, 2003

dogshitter

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?

by mavex January 31, 2007