by Liesdontlast November 23, 2021
Dwight is a farmer who obsesses over his grass and garden gnomes and windmills. He is always cutting grass no matter what and is often more concerned about that than anything else.
He’s saying we hit his French drain with the bucket truck.
Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?
Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
Foreman: Do you want us to dig that up for you?
Dwight: Oh no, I got grass!
by jdabeast2000 August 2, 2022
He is funny but annoying usually has a weed obsessed brother and likes females named Izzy Dwight Is usually garbage at fortnite. Hates boomers is up to date with memes most likely likes red usually black. Has a medium sized cock favorite food is pizza likes pepperoni. Loves t kiss then seduce then fuck he goes slow so you enjoy. He is preatty easy to fool and is pretty slow in the brain.
by AJandT December 4, 2019
A being of immense power, the Dwight is a Chad that is capable of incredibly simpish behavior from time to time.
Person A: Did you see that guy cry over her? What a simp
Person B: Are you kidding me? That guy is a total Chad
Person C: Gentlemen, he is what we in the academic world refer to as a Dwight.
Person B: Are you kidding me? That guy is a total Chad
Person C: Gentlemen, he is what we in the academic world refer to as a Dwight.
by Unshaken Ketchup April 5, 2020
it’s like a dirty sanchez but it’s not….a dirty dwight is when you wipe your freshly body odered armpit and put it under your buddys nose
by DwightShmurda June 26, 2021
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