The act of completely disrobing prior to defecating. Layman’s terms: getting naked to take a shit.
Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”
by thesundancekidx October 11, 2020
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Also, "Dunkin' Brown." Fall onto one's own poop after excrement. First recorded in 2022, this term originally had the literal meaning of “dipping into poop.” The current everyday usage, however, transfers any physical fall to various kinds of poop or vomit.
As in Ryno dunkin' dumpty himself right after I let him out in the backyard, or I don't know what to do, Caleb just dunkin' browned himself in the bathroom.
by F. Jonas May 14, 2022
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A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.
bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
by CUMbova December 18, 2018
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Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty
by Crt November 26, 2022
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When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?

Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
by Gayvid2006 January 12, 2022
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