dukati

A male ginger of short stature.

That dukati just ran across the street.

by DukeWho October 25, 2020

Ducati asswhooping

when a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl really fast and you reach up grab her ears and twist them as hard as you can and say Vroom Vroom

Man 1: What were you all up to last night? Shit was loud Man 2: I gave my girl a ducati asswhooping, thats for damn sure.

by LC-123 August 16, 2021

Durationing

Putting yourself in a binbag to meditate when feeling excited or stressed.

I'm feeling really overwhelmed. I think I will go durationing.

by Kpeanut21 July 2, 2023

Dilating

Dilating is taking someone’s words out of context and either exaggerating or completely fabricating a statement for comedic purposes

Mark- “ id be down to go out tonight if other ppl do”
Chad 2 hours later “Mark said all y’all are pussies if you don’t go out tn”
Mark “that’s crazy dilating right there”

by WillLeCompte December 4, 2023

Ducati

Ok, imagine this: you’re Bruce Wayne on a night out on the town and go into a ridiculously expensive restaurant with a 6’0 russian ballet dancer with a waist as skinny as a pencil. The dinner goes fantastic and she’s a marvel to look at. As you leave the restaurant she breaks her high heels, falls, rips your coat on the way down, and breaks her arm. She blames you because you weren’t holding her arm in the perfect way. Now it costs a butt load to fix, she can only go to a specific hospital that only uses certain medication so she doesn’t destroy her olympic progress, and all of it is out of your pocket.
But hey, she looks great.

“I was at the meet yesterday and saw a beautiful, 1 of 1 Ducati, just a shame he probably sold his wife’s wedding ring for it behind her back.”

by devcow May 25, 2024

Dultiple

Double Penises on Multiple women

“bro i was slinging dultiple last night.”

“Have you ever pulled a dultiple on a chick before?”

by cannedbeansontoast July 24, 2025

DualTicker

noun / verb

A live, split-screen news instrument that runs two headline streams at once so you can watch reality desync in real time. Built for people who don’t “read the news” — they monitor the simulation.

verb — “to dualticker”: to willingly expose your frontal lobe to multiple narrative timelines in order to detect bullshit, forecast chaos, or emotionally hedge before the group chat explodes.
Common uses include (but are absolutely not limited to):
• narrative comparison
• breaking-news surveillance
• propaganda spotting
• agenda-tracking
• market/politics panic-watching
• doom instrumentation
• hogwatch (observing right-wing unhinged content like a wildlife documentary)

Synonyms: narrative radar, reality oscilloscope, doom dashboard, propaganda telescope, chaos terminal
Antonyms: vibes, serenity, mental health, touching grass

“Same war, two timelines. I’m dualtickering.”

“He doesn’t have opinions, he has feeds.”

“Left side journalism, right side hogwatch. Perfectly balanced.”

“I’m not doomscrolling, I’m running diagnostics.”

by BassThermal January 14, 2026