DUH-DUNT-DUH-DUNT

NOUN. A person of abnormally (and sometimes amazingly)low intelligence that often is so perplexed by even the most simple ideas or tasks they are commonly found giving you that blank ass stare that makes you want to reach back and slap them because they look so stupid or sometimes they are found acting on the most ubsurdedly retarded thought process that the same slapping reaction may occur.

It should also be noted as a precautionary measure that duh-dunt-duh-dunts can actually spread their duh-dunt-duh-duntism to others and being a complete moron may actually be spreadable

Ulysses is such a complete duh-dunt-duh-dunt!!!! I asked him to get me change for a twenty, and after being gone for an hour he brought me back the same 20 dollar bill and said he didnt understand exactly what i wanted

by Saturday morning Lexus parts department February 16, 2008

duh girl

That’s kind of girl who is something between bruh girl and girly girl.
So that means she have common properties with bruh and girly girls.

I am duh girl.

by liviaurban December 3, 2020

Duh Hello?

How every stereotypical Asian on the planet answers the telephone.

"Duh hello? I need to speak to like a sumboodee who can speak a Chinese!"

by Sykotic Samurai December 2, 2014

well duh

Slang term, meaning "obviously".

Person A. So rockets go fast then?
Person B. Well duh

by Anionis October 22, 2006

duh football

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.

Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!

by Dentar June 24, 2006

Duh-Doy

A slang word sometimes used by young people in expressing how dumb another young person is because s/he was saying something or doing something not considered smart. Can also be used when one is playfully teasing another.

"Who's the lead singer of Iggy and the Stooges?" asked Kennedy.
"Um...Iggy...Duh-Doy!" Caitlin answered, her face looking a little annoyed.

by Babydoll75 March 20, 2019

duh winning

To reach a pinnacle of success despite the heavy use of drugs and hookers. The person who reaches this pinnacle usually has tiger's blood flowing through them.

Interviewer: So what have you been doing lately?

Winner: Duh winning, why else would I have tiger's blood flow through my veins?

Interviewer: Maybe cause you got Hep C from all those hookers.

by Taco Van March 26, 2011