A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.
John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013
Get the Smoker's Driveway mug.(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 December 8, 2011
Get the Driveway Derelicts mug.When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
by .Bwy. November 16, 2023
Get the Driveway Decision mug.Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
by TheHornyAsian November 2, 2021
Get the Driveway Idiot mug.A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
by Chance Panic September 9, 2021
Get the Driveway Face mug.I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.
I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.
by PhantomWiZard April 15, 2025
Get the Heated Driveway mug.A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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