doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

by CAlonghair May 2, 2016

Daito

Daito-meaning large sword. A Daito is actually a Katana, though misconceptions say it is larger. The term Daito would be used if the Katana was larger then average, such as Musashi Miyamoto's Katana, since he was well above average height, his Daito was over 30 inches in length, while most Katana's of the time were 26-29 inches.
Daito Katana
Shoto Wakizashi
Tanto Tanto
Daisho -The collection of Katana and Wakizashi, meaning *Big and small*

I bought a Daito of the internet
Musashi weilded his Daito in a no-thought state.

by Ninpo-Bugei July 28, 2006

dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010

dorito master

A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.

Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.

Sighed dorito master

by SubToTMplayzOnYtIHave176Subs October 21, 2020

dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

drittering

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry

I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work

by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011