Nice Driving

An insult commonly used in Forza Horizon 4, mainly used to insult people who drive like shit.

Me: starts online adventure.
XX_Proplayer2009: starts crashing into walls and ramming people.
Everyone in the lobby: Nice driving

by The Definitioner 101 May 19, 2020

driving for two

verb. a phenomenon that occurs when a group of friends are on a roadtrip with two or more cars, but only one driver knows how to reach the destination. Said driver then has the obligation to drive in a way that his or her followers can keep up. Maneuvers involved include, but are not limited to:
-reduced speed
-engaging the blinkers
-occasionally stopping in the shoulder

Friend: Dude that guy has had his blinkers on for a good mile and a half now, why doesn't he just take the shoulder?

Me: He must be driving for two...

by outlaw pr March 25, 2011

backseat driving

A person who sits in the backseat of someone's car and gives them directions where they should go though the driver already knows where to go and the person in the backseat opinions on where they should go doesn't matter.

Hey man let's go to Mcdonald's no wait let's go to Taco Bell...then my house

Shut up man stop backseat driving me I already know where I am going to go.

by Rustybeartrap May 23, 2011

driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.

Your driving finger is the longest finger.

by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007

freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.

-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden July 6, 2007

Beth Cooper Driving

Driving like Beth Cooper from the movie, I love You Beth Cooper.

Driving over curbs, driving your car into some ones house and hitting everything you could possibly hit.

Denis Cooverman: to Beth Cooper Thanks. You hit me with your car. That was pretty cool.

that was beth cooper driving!

by redwinggirl2010 January 19, 2010

ninja driving

Ninja driving is the phenomenon that occurs when you kind of know where you are, and you kind of know where you are going, but you have no idea how to get there. Then, by harnessing what can only be called "the force," you end up at the predetermined destination.

Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.

Say you are downtown, and you need to get somewhere in the suburbs that you have never been before. You're going off the grid system, yikes! You only have an address -- no directions. You decide to ninja-drive there. While ninja driving, you use landmarks and a trained sense of intuition and end up where you want to be. You never call for directions, you don't use the internet, and you never consult a map. You arrive at your destination.

Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."

by katelynR December 10, 2008