When your favored underdogsports team achieves a 0-0 result.
This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."
Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."
If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.
I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.
When two women are fornicating and they put their asses together, thus performing the drawbridge, the two women then shit, try to shit into each others asses making a glazed pile of human fesces that resembles a bridge when hardened (takes half an hour, then they turn this shit tool into a double dildo and fuck each other with their own shit.
Stacie and Elizabeth thought that if they draw bridging with each other they could take a shit and get out all thier horny sensations at the same time, huray shit.