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the second in command draw 4 card
fred: uno
me: bitch draw 2
fred: shit
draw 2 by oofperson September 27, 2019
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Draw-Win Award 

When your favored underdog sports team achieves a 0-0 result.

This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."

Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."

If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
Scotland Football League won the Draw-Win Award against England. Yes!
Draw-Win Award by Rebdiculous June 19, 2021

draw some lines 

Doing cocaine
Few kids decided to draw some lines in the back of the bar.
draw some lines by adorkable419 September 28, 2021

draw a clock 

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
draw a clock by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023

Draw an Ace 

To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.
I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.
Draw an Ace by Baulchy666 December 22, 2008

draw bridging 

When two women are fornicating and they put their asses together, thus performing the drawbridge, the two women then shit, try to shit into each others asses making a glazed pile of human fesces that resembles a bridge when hardened (takes half an hour, then they turn this shit tool into a double dildo and fuck each other with their own shit.
Stacie and Elizabeth thought that if they draw bridging with each other they could take a shit and get out all thier horny sensations at the same time, huray shit.
draw bridging by yum yum September 26, 2006