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Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
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Dramatisaurus

An overly dramatic female, usually residing in the cubicle next to yours. Gesticulates wildly and makes loud screeching noises on a regular basis, often for no discernable reason. The typical speciman will categorically deny being a Dramatisaurus at all. A much more extreme version of a drama queen.
Okay, Dramatisaurus, what are you screeching about NOW?
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

A website claiming to be satirical, but in fact it is just used by fourteen year old losers to insult anything they dislike.
Teenage boy - "I use encyclopedia dramatica to spread hate speech about everything, but it's ok because I do it for the lulz!!!!"
by jiaolong January 15, 2008
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

A collection of clique child abuse victims with sexuaity issues who bully members by using a stupid pain tag on their talk page to push new members off their site, calling everyone a fag or butthurt when confornted. most likely bullied themselfs at school and wont admit it.. editors that are drunk on power and hyprocrites over a pissant little website that is not even funny or layed out well.

rip on others "poor spelling" when they come out with things like lulz and moar
from "Encyclopedia Dramatica!
Member: you mean the sneaky remark edit.. still changing it, you must have a real sad and non existence in the real world.. tell me was you bullied a lot at school and have to compensate by being the "hard man" online?

Power hungry virgin editor: Cry some more

Member: im being serious. i met people like you.. normally bullied abused or come from a broken home they hide themselves away on the internet playing the hard man. when deep down they are very emotionally fucked up kinda like the guy i did the article about. so i get kicked of here, so what? im still going to live another day doing my job. thats what you are just a small boy trying to puff up his feathers hiding whatever abuse or trauma you have. you keep on calling me a faggot but why is that? as i said in my edit im actually comfertable with my sexuality whatever orientation that it may be. so whatever issue you might have i take pitty on you and i will know you will reply with some childish crap to pretend your a big man on some website that had admin issues 18mths ago

Virgin Editor: Watch out guys, this guy clearly has a masters in psychology. Can't spell pity, comfortable, off, or you're but has access to the deepest recesses of the mind. Truly a dangerous internet individual.Oh my gosh,

II bow to their psychological insight... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!11
by bored user of internet August 13, 2012
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post traumatic school syndrome

The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.
"Hey man you look tired."

"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."
by ~CS October 16, 2008
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

A parody of Wikipedia like Uncyclopedia, but much less funny. It's full of disgusting shock images, child porn, racism/bigotry/anti-Semitic hate speech, and is a haven for people with no lives. Makes fun of things in grossly wrong and vulgar ways. The most depraved, obscene and pathetic website on the Internet. Anyone who finds it funny should be given medication.
"we did it for the lulz"-Encyclopedia Dramatica

Below that sentence is an image of a headless corpse
by WPH15 August 2, 2009
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post-traumatic sex

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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