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dracula biscuits

"Hey, check out the Dracula biscuits on THAT one!"
by Reverend Five May 8, 2005
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dracula

A politically-incorrect term used by the uneducated in reference to persons of vampire heritage because of its associations with bad Hollywood stereotypes and mad Romanian dictators. Calling a vampire a "dracula" is one of the most insulting things you can do short of calling them a dhampir, asking to be bitten, or mentioning Twilight. Among vampires it is known as the "D word" and is forbidden from being written in mainstream print.

Recently "dracula" has been reclaimed by some young vampires and used as a signifier of being in the vampire community (similar to calling someone bro or homie). Although younger vampires do not perceive the word as negative, humans are advised not to use it.
(Example One - A young vampire woman is shopping at the mall.)
Johnny: HEY DRACULA! Get out of my fucking mall!
Vampire: The Vampire Civil Rights Act says NO to segregated malls and bigotry!

(Example Two - Vampire mother addressing her child.)
Mother: ...and if I hear that you called little Vladimir a dracula again, I'll wash your mouth out with garlic! Do you understand?
Child: *sniffles* Yes, mommy.

(Example Three - Two young vampires meeting on the street.)
Vampire 1: 'Sup, dracula?
Vampire 2: Not much, d. You my top dracula!
*an elaborate handshake ritual is performed*
by Vampires For Freedom February 3, 2010
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draculian

Dark, damp, morose, lacking light or hope.
Trent Reznor is one draculian musician.

That old castle is quit draculian.
by Brian J.K. December 4, 2005
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The Dracula

When you eat a girl out during her period.
Kyle was so desperate he gave Matt's mom the Dracula.
by Vince D. May 24, 2006
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Dracul

The devil - in romanian. In old romanian it ment dragon. Also the name of the romanian ruler, Vlad Dracul, that the Dracula novel of Bram Stoker was loosely based on.
Te ia mama dracului - The devil's mother shall have you
by Toranaga1984 December 20, 2008
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dracula biscuit

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits
by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012
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Dractionary Kimonster

1: Someone who loves the Kim Dracula dictionary.

2; A fan that is always willing to add to the Dractionary.
She's the biggest Dractionary Kimonster.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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