*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
Get the Draco Malfoymug. human: Omg Draco Malfoy got turned into a ferret, hahaha
Another alive being: Well, that's not funny but okay-
Another alive being: Well, that's not funny but okay-
by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) May 8, 2020
Get the Draco Malfoymug. A blonde brooding character in the Harry Potter series who has a father who is a fucking bastard and a girlfried named Pansy who is a slut, bitch, and is using Draco to get at his money. He is most known in fanfiction as the lover of Harry Potter. Draco is in quite a lot of slash(male/male)material.
Draco Malfoy was seen trying to kill Ginny Weasley just for kicks.
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
by One Fucking obsessed Harry Potter Fan December 31, 2003
Get the Draco Malfoymug. Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
by Nyx321 April 6, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
by Birribethel Dumbledore January 24, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020
Get the Draco malfoymug. by Claire Malfoy December 26, 2020
Get the Draco Malfoymug.