The down lowest

A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.

H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."

L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"

H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."

L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."

H: "You're so concrete."

by sophiataavi December 18, 2012

down lowboy

A guy who acts straight but occasionally likes to get his dick sucked by a dude.

Hey man that girl looks wet but daaamn look at that big dick down lowboy.

by Rayne229 October 20, 2008

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 31, 2025

keep it on the downlow

In the closet; hiding the fact that you're gay

"Bob was afraid he would get caught kissing

George, so they had to keep it on the downlow."

by River Rocks September 8, 2018

downlowing

Based on the express "keeping it on the down low," the term "downlowing" refers to a casual, and at the same time, secret, homosexual relationship, typically between black or latino men in small social gatherings - such as card games. Many of the men who participate in "downlowing" do not consider themselves gay, and many even have families.

Felix invited me to play dominoes with him and the boys this weekend, but I was told there's a lot of downlowing going on at those games, so I declined.

by Andrew August 19, 2004

Downlow Brother

1.) A man who secretly partakes in homosexual conduct, but lives a hetrosexual lifestyle. Often married, with childern.
2.) A man who many women believe is gay

"Hey, girl did you hear about Shay?"
"Yeah, I heard to beat the black off of her man when she found out he was a downlow brother!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 10, 2005

Downlow

When a black man or woman is in a relationship with a person of the opposite sex,but cheating on them with a person of the same sex.

A stupid slang word created by the black community.

Black people complain about the downlow when their homophobia is what created it.

by cuteguy January 18, 2011