Douchebagathon

1. Parties where one douchebag leaves and another arrives to take his place. Like a 24 hour telethon, they just keep coming and going at random, but you are never without one.

2. Typically two or more Democrats speaking in a Congressional Session

3. USC football pregame show

1. Can you believe it? We got rid of that one douchebag that shit in the pool and another shows up to piss on the bar-be-que. This is a freaking douchebagathon.

2. And following Nancy Pelosi will be Harry Reid

3. Lane Kiffin...need I say more?

by Sober Irishman January 8, 2011

Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.

Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.

by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011

Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

douchebagtastic

Someone who is incredibly fantastic at being the biggest douchebag imaginable

How was your date with Jimmy?
"Oh my God, he took me to McDonald's for dinner, said he forgot his wallet and after I paid for his dinner, he asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. He is absolutely douchebagtastic.

by KaySeeDubya October 16, 2017

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.

If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.

by Boro1976 October 24, 2019

douchebagot

A mix of the word Douchebag and Faggot, there is no set definition, you will know when to use it though.

Hey look at the annoying chinese kid, he is such a douchebagot!

by ParalizedDOG June 17, 2022

Douchebagetry

The study of how douchebags operate.

He does not have to study douchebagetry. He already practices it daily.

by Alabamahomie March 6, 2025