I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
by anonymous September 19, 2022
Get the Douch-baggery mug.A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
by Chas501 August 21, 2008
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Buster douch. A thug term used to describe a wannabe " player" baller"" gangster "ect and douch for the faulty shit they try to pull n hit up on thers females cuz they think they a baller n can fool them into going to a motel room alone to sleep with them thinking \ hopping that they are faulty as well and don't tell their men?? 🤦🤦🤦 So don't b a buster douch🤣🤣🤣
Did your girl tell you to that fool Reese(s) trying to spit game on them to his sorry not sorry , don't b a buster douch🤣🤣😉
by k187c October 21, 2019
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Get the Zach Douch mug.A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010
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1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!
Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”
“Believe in yourself!!”
“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”
“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”
“Believe in yourself!!”
“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”
“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
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